HOW IT WORKS
Audition →
I uncover your story through discovery calls, burning questions, and maybe even a game of truth or dare. Then, I immerse myself in your world to find the gripping narrative that was hiding there all along.
Rehearsal →
You get unmistakable brand identity, empire-toppling messaging strategy, or copywriting that feels like your favorite plot twist. Everything I do is theatrical. It’s alive. You’ll feel it and so will your clients.
Performance →
It's showtime! You launch, have fun, and I stick around to cheer you on, troubleshoot, and help you nail any improv moments. You're part of the family now. I don't ghost after opening night.
A BIRTHDAY TEXT OR
A 1,000 PAGE ENEMIES-TO-LOVERS FAN FICTION.
IF IT’S GOT WORDS ON IT, I’LL WRITE ‘EM FOR YA.
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Done for you - Sales Page Copy
SALES PAGE STORY
If people don't read your pitch, they won't buy your offer.
Just like Sales Page Revival, you can turn your sales page into an immersive thematic story that pulls readers in so deep, they're mentally buying in before you even get to the end.
You’ll get the positioning and messaging of your offer, a creative theme (if you want one), and full sales page copy written from scratch.
€2,100
Investment
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Done for you - Brand Strategy & Identity Package
BRAND SPECTACLE
Brand identity, but make it theatrical.
Brand theme, positioning, identity/character, messaging, story & tone of voice. (and a secret themed playlist!)
Everything you need to build a brand that people can't stop thinking about and buying from.
Once it’s built, you’ll crack open this holy brand scripture every time you create a new offer, plan a launch, write a web page, or feel unsure if something aligns with your business. It's your source of truth and inspiration for all-things-your-brand.
Starting at €1,850
Investment
03
Done for you - Brand Manifesto & Implementation Guide
MANIFESTO MONOLOGUE
The ultimate expressions of brand identity, creativity and values. No two are ever alike.
Besides receiving the brand manifesto, we also brainstorm ways to bring it to life. It could be a voice-over, short film, poster, zine, t-shirt, interpretive dance. Who knows! Half the fun is figuring out what yours could look like.
€950
Investment
04
Done with you - Fix Your Sales Page
SALES PAGE REVIVAL
I’ll bring your time, confidence and money back from the dead with the power of a newly audited & edited sales page.
Get your sales page audited, fully rewritten main sections, direct instruction on how to fix the rest, rewrite options to choose from or to inspire your own, and a repositioning of your offer and messaging if needed.
Then you get to send it back for a second review!
€450
Investment
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Custom copy projects - Pick a card, any card.
COPY IMPROV
I’d never let you walk out of this theatre disappointed, would I?
Brand naming service, website copy with personality, brand positioning strategy, brand identity consultations, creative pick-my-brains, restaurant menu copy, and anything else your heart desires, as long as my heart desires it too.
Quoted upon request
Investment
06
Workshop
NOT WHAT IT THEMES
Rip open your boring mortal coil.
This might be a workshop that teaches you how to find a clever little theme for your brand and offers.
Or...it might not.
It might be an intergalactic body-snatcher invasion.
Pay attention.
Because it's not what it THEMES.
€47
Investment
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“You took all my professional and personal experiences and transformed them into magnetic messaging that has ALREADY helped me land new clients.”
I felt ready to create my own products and have already sold multiple copies in just a week, all because I knew exactly who I was speaking to and how to speak to them.”
We don’t do trailers in the theatre.
But you can watch these parts of the show for free!
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The Drama Club
Bi-monthly therapy session disguised as a digital afterschool drama club for solopreneurs and small biz owners.
Come vent, show & tell, celebrate wins, pitch your most unhinged ideas, get on-the-spot copy feedback from me, and on-the-spot feedback on everything else from a ragtag group of amazing human beings from different industries, united by a love for what we do.
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THAT HURT!
(a dramatic newsletter):
An immersive inbox performance like you've never seen before.
Pierce your customers’ doubts with sharp words & storytelling secrets straight from the theatre.
